What the fuck?

"What the fuck?" Tom squealed, his voice was much higher than it was the night before. "Why the fuck do I have tits on my chest? Why the fuck is my voice so high?"

"Mhhmmm, honey can you turn the TV down? I'm trying to sleep," a deep voice next to him said.

Tom rolled over and saw a shirtless man next to him in bed. "Who the fuck are you?"

The man opened his eyes, his expression changed from calm and relaxed to shock and terror. "Who the fuck are you?" He echoed back.

"Ahhhh!!!!" They both screamed simultaneously and jumped out of the bed.

Tom didn't recognize the room at all, it wasn't the one he fell asleep in. "Where the fuck am I?" The man said.

"I was about to say the same thing. Just what the hell is happening here?"

After a few minutes of screaming back and forth at one another in confusion the two managed to calm down. Tom learned that the man in his bed was actually his wife Ellen, but the two were still trying to figure out who they were exactly.

"Oh my god," Ellen said looking into the mirror, "I know who we are!"

"Who?"

"You know the old house the Henderson's used to live in down the road before they sold it? Well two young newly weds moved in just last week. We're them!"

"Holy shit, I love you honey!" Tom said kissing his wife in the lips, the roughness of her new beard was odd. "But now what the hell do we do?"

Sneak Peak

"Are you gonna show me her tits or what?" Henry said through a mouth full of hamburger.

"Fine, I'll give you a sneak peak," Taylor said reaching into his bra and revealing his new breasts.

"Ah, just like I remember them," Henry took a sip from his drink. "Hey, thanks for letting me hang out with Chelsea one more time, even though-"

Taylor quickly covered up his chest as a woman walked by.

"Dude, why did you block my view?"

"I don't want anybody peaking," Taylor said.

"Like I give a fuck, she cheated on my anyways."

"Man I shouldn't have told you about my powers, you have no decency," Taylor said popping his breasts back into his bra. "You only got one day with me as her, after that no more favors."

"Fine," Henry said taking another bite of his hamburger, "but you gotta promise me the best sex in my life."

Whoa... Part 2

Part 1

"Man I make a good woman," Kevin said admiring his new image in his phone. "It just took a whole fucking month to get right." He snapped a photo and uploaded it to Instagram.

Kevin was adapting to his new body, it took a while. He not only had to figure out how to be a woman, but also figure out who exactly he was which was a lot of work given all the passwords people used, thank god for fingerprints unlocks for phones.

He figured out he was now Aubrey Svenska, an Instagram model. And that didn't mean she was just some hot girl with a social media account, no she was a full fledged model who made most her living off of Instagram, mostly through product endorsements. That by itself was a lot of pressure for the former teenage male who never worked a job in his life to live up to.

As he was figuring out his new life he kept on using the "I'm too sick" excuse to work. But he realized Aubrey's, now his, bank account was running low and he didn't want to keep on using her, now his, boyfriend's money to survive.

That was another thing he didn't see coming. Kevin had never had a girlfriend in his life and now all of a sudden he found himself in the middle of a three year long relationship with some photographer dude who looked like the douchiest prep from his high school, and get this, his name was fucking Chad. It was almost comical how stereotypical Audrey's boyfriend was. But Kevin didn't break up with Chad because Chad was ridiculously supportive of Aubrey, he was so loving and caring that he was the perfect person to help out Kevin through his rough time. He helped Kevin get on his bras, he bought pads for Kevin's first period (man, what a ride that was, with cramps for days), and he even cooked dinner every night. Kevin felt bad about using Chad so much, and thinking so many bad thoughts about him. Although Kevin still couldn't fathom having sex with him, luckily "I'm not in the mood" worked like a charm with Chad.

After a month of adjusting and figuring out who Audrey was Kevin was finally feeling a little comfortable with his new body and life. After spending four hours of trial and error with makeup Kevin finally felt satisfied and snapped a new photo of himself to upload to Instagram, he captioned it "I'm back bitches!" Not a minute later his photo gained over 500 hundred likes and 60 comments.

The comment section flooded with heart emojis, comments from random men all across the world with variations of "I love you Audrey" or "Looking sexy girl" but there was one that stood out to Kevin. It was an user by the name @IWantWhatsMine187 that said "I hope you burn in hell Kevin."

Kevin immediately deleted the comment and blocked the user. Apparently Audrey hadn't adapted as well as Kevin had with her new life.

Top Dawg

Jamal arrived at the 28th street stop as Antonio's text instructed. There nobody there with the exception of a young dark skinned girl.

"About fucking time, I've been literally freezing my tits off for the past half hour," she said. "Late as fuckin' usual Jamal."

"And just who the fuck as you bitch?" Jamal asked. "Are you one of Antonio's girls?"

"Fuckin useless as usual Jamal," she said, "it's me Antonio."

"Yeah, and I'm fuckin' Jamie Fox."

"Look at my fucking ink man, these are and have always been my marks. What sorta bitch would steal my ink?"

Jamal took a closer look at the woman's tattoos, she was right those were Antonio's tats.

"Then how the fuck are you a busty-ass woman?"

"I have no fucking idea, that's why I need you. I trusted you the most, and I need your help. I think somebody fucked with my dope that caused this to happen. I need you to help me figure out who the fuck did this, and I need another thing from you."

"You ain't gettin' my dick if that's what you're askin' I already got a girl and it's all hers," Jamal said.

"Jesus man, just because I have a pussy now doesn't make me automatically want your dicks. Look man, with your help you're going to make me top dawg again."

"Fine sure, whatever, but I bet my balls that they won't listen to some cute-ass girl. You know more than anyone we won't let a ho be more than a ho in our squad."

"Well you better hold on to your balls right because I have none to lose, now let's get movin." Antonio said.

Pizza

"Man this pizza taste so fucking good in my sister's mouth, I have no idea how she isn't a fat-ass by now," Zach (left) said to his topless friend.

"I have an idea," Corey (right) said, "let's send them a snap with pizza on our tits."

"Dude, I fucking love you."

The two teens lied down in their borrowed bodies and put two slices of pizza on their new breasts.

"This will really fuck with them," Corey said. After the snap was send he gazed at his best friend. "You know, that pizza bra is a good look on your sister's body."

"Oh you have no idea how hot you look as your sister right now," Zach said.

"Wanna fuck again?"

"Are you a dumbass, I want to fuck all the time in this bod while I still have it."

Gratitude Part 2

Part 1

"Holy shit James, is that really you?" James heard his old masculine voice say.

"In the flesh!" He flipped his hair and did a little one-legged kick up behind him. 

"You look stunning!" Emily said. "It's so good to see you!" She ran up and hugged James, he felt his old muscular chest flex beneath his breasts. He had no idea how rock hard is old body was until now. He immediately wanted to rip Emily's clothing off and feel his old dick deep within him, but he quickly snapped himself out of it.

"You don't look bad yourself," James said. I see you've treated my body well. 

"Ahem, you mean my body." Emily corrected him. "So how have you been girl? Was the flight fine?"

"The flight was fine,  man it is good to be back home. Thank you for letting me stay... James."

"It's the least I could do. I even set up a dinner with all of your old friends. I told them I have a friend from Chicago coming into town and I wanted to show her around town."

"Thank you so much Emily, I can't wait to see them all again." James checked out his old body, he seriously couldn't believe how hot he used to be. He reached between Emily's legs and felt the feeling of his old cock beneath her jeans. "How about before we meet them, we show each other around our bodies."

"You have no idea how much I've been wanting to do that," Emily said grabbing James by the ass and pulling him closer to her. "First stop: your old bedroom."

Train Wreck

"Jesus Christ, I feel like a fucking train wreck," Daniel said walking down the stairs. "Why does my voice sound different?" He tried clearing his throat.

"Damn, I didn't know Daniel got lucky last night," Daniel's roommate Joe said.

"I didn't," Daniel said. "What are you talking about?"

"Don't lie to me girl. I know Daniel's not the hottest guy, or the most handsome, or the most charismatic, but you did just walk down from his room. Yo Daniel," Joe yelled up the stairs, "who's your girlfriend?"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? I am Daniel, I didn't get lucky last night, and you're a fucking asshole. Who's she?" Daniel pointed across the room towards a mirror.

"Uhh, that's you. What kind of games are you playing with me?"

"What, no." Daniel looked down and noticed his now enlarged chest. "What the fuck are these?" He groped his new breasts, "Oh god, is it gone?" He reached between his legs, "oh fuck, fuck, fuck." He dashed to the mirror to get a better look. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Just what the fuck is happening?"

"Are you okay?" Joe asked.

"Do I look okay Joe?" Daniel screamed.

"Just who are you?"

"It's me, I'm fucking Daniel!"

Hello from the Rocky Mountains (Update)

It's been a long long time since we last spoke at my old blog, hasn't it?

I just wanted to fill you all in on some details, first and foremost is that I'm alive! Second is that I recently relocated to Colorado for work, I gotta say this state is fucking beautiful. The mountains here are quite the site, and provide a lot of fun activities from hiking in the summer to skiing in the winter (I can't wait for ski season!). Anyways, I just wanted ya'll to know that everything is fine and I will be writing captions, but I will not be updating as frequently as I used to because life has gotten pretty busy (plus I live in Colorado now, it's like the one state that's impossible to be a shut in in). But the blog is here to stay for the foreseeable future. So welcome back to my new blog!

Oh and here's a bonus video from a hike I took yesterday in my new favorite hiking form.

Whoa....

"Whoa...." Kevin said staring down at his new cleavage while pulling himself out of the pool. "This is unreal. Alright, keep it together Kevin don't make a scene." He sat himself down on the pool's edge and looked around for his old body. It didn't take long when a loud squeaky teenage voice shouted. "What the fuck????" All the away across the pool.

Kevin sighed and felt the weight of his new chest sink, "so much for not making a scene."

"You!" His old body pointed across the pool, "what the fuck did you do?"

"Watch your language young man, there are children here," a lifeguard shouted towards his old body.

"Shut up," his old body retaliated, "this is between me and him." She pointed towards her old body and dashed around the pool.

A whistle rang in the air, "no running!" the lifeguard said, "that's two strikes against you, one more and you'll be kicked out."

Kevin was still trying to re-corporate himself, this woman who was obviously older than him was acting more childish than he was. He began wondering what he was going to say to her, because he honestly was just as confused as she was.

"What did you do?" His old body said, no demanded him to answer.

"I have no idea what happened," Kevin said, "I am just as confused as you are."

"You liar!" She said, "You're probably some perverted-ass teenager who never touched a woman before so you just fucking took my body. Give it back!" She grabbed Kevin by the neck. A deafening whistle rang through the air. "Give me back my body you fucking pervert!!!"

Kevin had no idea his old fingers were so strong, the world started fading to black. Suddenly he felt a force yank him away from his old body and a rush of air flow into is lungs. He was on his back, his old body restrained by the lifeguard towering above him.

The lifeguard dragged his old body away who was shouting profanities towards him. Kevin sat himself up and felt somebody drape a towel around his shoulder. He looked behind him and saw a young man.

"Are you okay babe?" He said.

"Yeah, I think so." Kevin was still trembling.

"What the hell just happened?" The man asked sitting next to Kevin and wrapping his arm around his shoulder.

Kevin took another look as his new breasts, and looked back at the man. "I have no fucking idea what the hell is happening."

Gratitude

Well this story certainly got away from me. I have a friend who's transitioning right now, and with this fetish being so close to their transition I wanted to explore their mentality through this blog, the story got a lot more serious than I expected but I hope ya'll still enjoy it!

"Thank you so much for your body Emily, I have never felt happier in my life. I promise I'll treat it with the respect and care if deserves," the Snapchat video cut off and began echoing the message back at him. James typed out "thank you" with a bunch of heart emoji to his snap and sent it to Emily. He smiled and gave his new breasts a nice squeeze and smiled.

James never felt comfortable in his own skin. At first he thought it was because he was overweight, but then he lost that weight, and he still wasn't happy. So then he gained muscle, he was sculpture of his own physique, he felt better but still something was missing. So then he went out and got serious with women. He got plenty of women, had a few long term relationships, and yet still he realized he didn't feel right. It was after a long road trip across the states that ended at Burning Man with a whole bunch of shrooms that he finally realized what was wrong, he was trans and he wasn't fine with being a male.

At Burning Man he met Emily, a girl about ten years younger than him, she was a beautiful on every sort of way, so beautiful that no only was James attracted to her but he was actually envious of her. They drank together, tripped together, and fucked together. And afterwards they kept in contact.

A few months later Emily came to visit James in Portland, after a long night of hitting up the town and drinking James couldn't keep it to himself anymore. He opened up to Emily and told her everything he had been struggling with. Maybe it was the alcohol, or the few blunts the smoked together, but told him she felt the same way. That just like him, she dressed all feminine not because she was proud of being a woman, but to run away from her thoughts of wanting to be a man. They vowed they would find a way to fix the problem. Emily later returned to Chicago and left James behind.

A few weeks later Emily called James up with some exciting news, she found a way better than surgery and hormone treatments, she could trade her body with James', however the spell wasn't reversible and they would be stuck as each other forever. James without hesitation took the offer. Emily told him she'll begin prepping for the ritual as quickly as possible and said it would be a surprise once it happened.

Three days later James was out for a run when he began to feel lightheaded. Everything around him went black, his legs felt weak. A sudden loss of gravity overwhelmed him, he couldn't tell if he was falling or standing. A flash of deep purple light overwhelmed his vision, accompanied by a low rumbling sound. Then suddenly he regained his senses, he was in a different room, surrounded by a circle of candles and incense. His chest felt heavier too, he looked down and saw a pair of perfectly round and perky breasts, he would recognize that pair anywhere. He let out a loud girlish sequel.

Before he allowed himself to explore Emily's body he dashed across the room and grabbed her phone off the charger. He pulled out Snapchat and sent her a quick message. He finally felt at home in his body, and he never felt happier.