Natalie hated exercise, she would rather eat a broken mirror than hit the gym for an hour to look good. Jon on the other hand loved working out, he even loved it so much that he was a personal trainer. Fortunately for Natalie Jon and her's souls were entangled allowing the two to swap bodies with the other whenever the other one wanted.
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday morning Jon would rise early in Natalie's body and hit the gym. Meanwhile Natalie would spend time in his body getting him ready for work.
Jon didn't tell Natalie how much he loved being her. Working out as a female felt so light and freeing, and not to mention he loved the looks he got from other gym rats.
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Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Sunday, October 15, 2017
Dress Code Part 8 - The Meeting
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"...And that is how the Zero-G will revolutionize the bra industry," Kelvin finished his pitch on the usual line. It had become second nature to run through his pitch, except this time was different. he was sitting across from one of the most influential women in the market. He had stumbled across his words multiple times during the pitch because she gave off such a powerful air.
"Your product sounds... interesting," Zoe Jacobi said. "I understand you sentiment with bras, the bands can be very pestering at times, but I make due with it."
"Oh thank god you understand," Kelvin said.
"Of course I would," Zoe said, "I am a woman after all."
"You don't understand how many men I've pitched this too, I thought they would understand. But then again...." I wouldn't have if I was still a man, Kelvin wanted to say.
"Then again what?"
"Nothing."
"Are you wearing one of these Zero-G bras right now?" Zoe asked.
"Yes," Kelvin said, "they're all I wear now, unless I'm running, I'm still working on a sports bra replacement."
"Can I see?"
"You want me to take off my shirt?"
"That's what I asked, yes," she kicked her legs back on her desk. "Go on, take it off."
Kelvin unbuttoned his top and removed his shirt and jacket. He stood there wearing the strapless bra, he felt very cold. This was the first time anybody asked to see the product on him.
"Hmm," Zoe placed her index finger on her chin. "It's nice. Now spin around for me."
Kelvin did as she asked. "You are a very beautiful woman," Zoe said.
"Thanks, but I'm not here to land a date," Kelvin said.
"I'll consider it," Zoe said. "Do you have a pair I can keep?"
"Yes, what size are you?"
"32D," she said.
"Actually I don't need the number," Kelvin produced a Zero-G bra from his bag. "That's a huge advantage from the manufacturing side of this product, no band no number, so you don't need to make so many different kinds."
"Smart," she said. "You can put your shirt back on now if you'd like."
Kelvin retrieved his shirt from the back of his chair and began buttoning it.
"I'll have my people get with you once I review your product," Zoe said inspecting the strapless bra in her hands. "Have a good day Miss Ellis."
"You too Miss Jacobi," Kelvin picked up his bag and extended his arm. She took and it and lazily shook it. "I guarantee you'll be sold the moment you put it on."
"...And that is how the Zero-G will revolutionize the bra industry," Kelvin finished his pitch on the usual line. It had become second nature to run through his pitch, except this time was different. he was sitting across from one of the most influential women in the market. He had stumbled across his words multiple times during the pitch because she gave off such a powerful air.
"Your product sounds... interesting," Zoe Jacobi said. "I understand you sentiment with bras, the bands can be very pestering at times, but I make due with it."
"Oh thank god you understand," Kelvin said.
"Of course I would," Zoe said, "I am a woman after all."
"You don't understand how many men I've pitched this too, I thought they would understand. But then again...." I wouldn't have if I was still a man, Kelvin wanted to say.
"Then again what?"
"Nothing."
"Are you wearing one of these Zero-G bras right now?" Zoe asked.
"Yes," Kelvin said, "they're all I wear now, unless I'm running, I'm still working on a sports bra replacement."
"Can I see?"
"You want me to take off my shirt?"
"That's what I asked, yes," she kicked her legs back on her desk. "Go on, take it off."
Kelvin unbuttoned his top and removed his shirt and jacket. He stood there wearing the strapless bra, he felt very cold. This was the first time anybody asked to see the product on him.
"Hmm," Zoe placed her index finger on her chin. "It's nice. Now spin around for me."
Kelvin did as she asked. "You are a very beautiful woman," Zoe said.
"Thanks, but I'm not here to land a date," Kelvin said.
"I'll consider it," Zoe said. "Do you have a pair I can keep?"
"Yes, what size are you?"
"32D," she said.
"Actually I don't need the number," Kelvin produced a Zero-G bra from his bag. "That's a huge advantage from the manufacturing side of this product, no band no number, so you don't need to make so many different kinds."
"Smart," she said. "You can put your shirt back on now if you'd like."
Kelvin retrieved his shirt from the back of his chair and began buttoning it.
"I'll have my people get with you once I review your product," Zoe said inspecting the strapless bra in her hands. "Have a good day Miss Ellis."
"You too Miss Jacobi," Kelvin picked up his bag and extended his arm. She took and it and lazily shook it. "I guarantee you'll be sold the moment you put it on."
Friday, October 13, 2017
Dress Code Part 7 - Doing Business
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Kelvin scrolled through his calendar, he had six meetings to go today. Six! There's no way he was able to do six different pitches in one day and stay sane. He had switched from revealing clothing to pants suits ever since the 'first pitch incident.' He never told Maddie about the creepy investor, all he told her was that he said no and that it was time to restrategize.
He had a few minutes before his first meeting of the day, so he gave Maddie a call. "Hey, have you heard anything back from Jacobi yet?"
"No, not yet," Maddie said. "Look we gotta stick to the smaller investors first, going after a company as big as Jacobi is pointless, we're a gnat compared to them."
"I know I know, it's just that if we get them on our side we're set for life. Did you find Zoe's assistant's number like I asked?"
"Yeah actually."
"Great, send it to me!" With that Kelvin hung up. He was going to get Jacobi on his side, even if it meant pestering the heiress' personal assistant.
Kelvin scrolled through his calendar, he had six meetings to go today. Six! There's no way he was able to do six different pitches in one day and stay sane. He had switched from revealing clothing to pants suits ever since the 'first pitch incident.' He never told Maddie about the creepy investor, all he told her was that he said no and that it was time to restrategize.
He had a few minutes before his first meeting of the day, so he gave Maddie a call. "Hey, have you heard anything back from Jacobi yet?"
"No, not yet," Maddie said. "Look we gotta stick to the smaller investors first, going after a company as big as Jacobi is pointless, we're a gnat compared to them."
"I know I know, it's just that if we get them on our side we're set for life. Did you find Zoe's assistant's number like I asked?"
"Yeah actually."
"Great, send it to me!" With that Kelvin hung up. He was going to get Jacobi on his side, even if it meant pestering the heiress' personal assistant.
Dress Code Part 6 - First Pitch
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"...and that's why the Zero-G will revolutionize the bra industry," Kelvin said to the older man across from him, he made sure to maintain eye contact.
"I don't understand," he said, "what's wrong with bras today?"
Kelvin sighed, he literally just explained to the investor what was wrong with bras today.
"Look," Kelvin asked reaching into his bad. "What bra size is your wife?"
"I don't have one," he said. "I'm divorced."
"Fine, do you have a daughter?"
"Three sons."
"I'm sorry for waiting your time," Kelvin grabbed his bag and stood up. "I'll pay for your drinks."
"Hold on miss," the investor grabbed Kelvin by the wrist. "Perhaps I'd still be interested if..."
Kelvin felt his gaze shift to his cleavage. "If?"
"If you'd like to come back to my place," his grasp tightened.
"Ew, no," Kelvin pulled back. The man refused to let go.
"Don't play hard to get with me dear, a woman with your body shouldn't be working as hard as you are. I can make you richer than your wildest dreams. I know you want me, no woman dresses like that if she didn't want something."
"Let got of me," Kelvin yelled. Everybody's head in the restaurant turned towards the two. The man let go. "I wore this because I wanted you to invest into my company, I thought it would be more convincing. Apparently all it did was turn you into a fucking pig. No wonder your wife left you, you're fucking psycho." With that Kelvin made a b-line towards the exit. Next pitch he'd have to screen the investors and dress more modestly.
"...and that's why the Zero-G will revolutionize the bra industry," Kelvin said to the older man across from him, he made sure to maintain eye contact.
"I don't understand," he said, "what's wrong with bras today?"
Kelvin sighed, he literally just explained to the investor what was wrong with bras today.
"Look," Kelvin asked reaching into his bad. "What bra size is your wife?"
"I don't have one," he said. "I'm divorced."
"Fine, do you have a daughter?"
"Three sons."
"I'm sorry for waiting your time," Kelvin grabbed his bag and stood up. "I'll pay for your drinks."
"Hold on miss," the investor grabbed Kelvin by the wrist. "Perhaps I'd still be interested if..."
Kelvin felt his gaze shift to his cleavage. "If?"
"If you'd like to come back to my place," his grasp tightened.
"Ew, no," Kelvin pulled back. The man refused to let go.
"Don't play hard to get with me dear, a woman with your body shouldn't be working as hard as you are. I can make you richer than your wildest dreams. I know you want me, no woman dresses like that if she didn't want something."
"Let got of me," Kelvin yelled. Everybody's head in the restaurant turned towards the two. The man let go. "I wore this because I wanted you to invest into my company, I thought it would be more convincing. Apparently all it did was turn you into a fucking pig. No wonder your wife left you, you're fucking psycho." With that Kelvin made a b-line towards the exit. Next pitch he'd have to screen the investors and dress more modestly.
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
Dress Code Part 5 - Supply & Demand
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"Ass attack!" Kelvin grabbed his former ass. Maddie jumped.
"Jesus Christ Kelvin, you nearly gave me a heart attack," she gasped.
"Luckily for you I did a lot of cardio, so no need to worry. And damn did that cardio give me a fantastic ass, I almost miss it. How's the next batch coming along?"
"Terrific," Maddie leaned against the work bench. "But I didn't expect it to be this much work, between the two of us we can barely keep up with the demand."
"Yeah, that's something I wanted to talk to you about," Kelvin said. "We just got an order for fifty more today."
"Fifty more? That's going to take weeks for us to produce."
"I know I know," Kelvin said. "It's time we look for investors and manufacturers, the Zero-G is outgrowing our small garage operation. I already emailed a few today, I'm waiting to hear back. Here, why don't I take over for you?"
"You sure?" Maddie asked.
"Yes, you deserve it, you've been working hard all day."
"Thanks Kelvin," she said. "I hope those people get back with us soon."
"Me too Maddie, me too," and Kelvin got to work.
"Ass attack!" Kelvin grabbed his former ass. Maddie jumped.
"Jesus Christ Kelvin, you nearly gave me a heart attack," she gasped.
"Luckily for you I did a lot of cardio, so no need to worry. And damn did that cardio give me a fantastic ass, I almost miss it. How's the next batch coming along?"
"Terrific," Maddie leaned against the work bench. "But I didn't expect it to be this much work, between the two of us we can barely keep up with the demand."
"Yeah, that's something I wanted to talk to you about," Kelvin said. "We just got an order for fifty more today."
"Fifty more? That's going to take weeks for us to produce."
"I know I know," Kelvin said. "It's time we look for investors and manufacturers, the Zero-G is outgrowing our small garage operation. I already emailed a few today, I'm waiting to hear back. Here, why don't I take over for you?"
"You sure?" Maddie asked.
"Yes, you deserve it, you've been working hard all day."
"Thanks Kelvin," she said. "I hope those people get back with us soon."
"Me too Maddie, me too," and Kelvin got to work.
Distractions Part 2
Guy's phone vibrated, it was a text from Mackenzie: "You gotta hurry up with your research, I'm growing antsy to get my body back."
Guy sighed and got back to his computer. It had been just over two months since his invention malfunctioned and swapped the two best friend's bodies. Guy promised he would fix it immediately, but that was proving to be... difficult.
He never lusted towards Mackenzie, at least not until he got inside her body. Now he was constantly fighting against her crazy libido and the pleasure he got out of organisming as a woman. It wasn't unusual that he would no more than half an hour into he research, take a glimpse at his cleavage and then seek out Mackenzie's vibrator.
"My research is coming along well, it's just a lot more complicated than I thought," Guy sent back. He looked down at his cleavage, and closed the window window with his work on it. The computer prompted him to save, he selected no. "Ops," he said, "I guess I gotta destress myself." He opened up an incognito tab and began browsing his favorite porn sites.
Saturday, October 7, 2017
Backstage Passes
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"Well my my, how are you doing ladies?" Miguel stopped loading his bass up into the back of the van.
"We're doing fantastic," the girl on the left said.
"I fucking loved your set!" the girl on the right squealed. "You guys get better and better every show!"
"Thanks girl!" Miguel leaned against the van trying to play to play it cool. "But you know you're not allowed back here without any backstage passes, do you go any?"
"Right here big boy," the left girl removed her pasties and approached the man. "Now how about my friend and I give you an encore?"
Miguel was frozen. He had always imagined the rocks star life was filled with booze, sex, and cocaine, but he didn't expect this to happen so early in her career. The girl on the left began making out with him meanwhile the one on the right started feeling up his body. He was in utter disbelief at what was happening. Unknown to him, within the bodies of the two girls were Charlie (left) and Zack (right), two gay men who had a crush on Miguel since they first saw him live. The two also had a gift, they were entangled with the women who's bodies they currently possessed. Whenever they wanted a turn in their bodies, or if the women wanted a turn in their male bodies, the two could swap with each other at will. This weekend the two men wanted to live up the festival lifestyle as women, meanwhile the girls wanted to stay home and relax, so they swapped with one another. What Charlie and Zack didn't tell the girls was their plan to sleep with the hottest bassist in town.
"Well my my, how are you doing ladies?" Miguel stopped loading his bass up into the back of the van.
"We're doing fantastic," the girl on the left said.
"I fucking loved your set!" the girl on the right squealed. "You guys get better and better every show!"
"Thanks girl!" Miguel leaned against the van trying to play to play it cool. "But you know you're not allowed back here without any backstage passes, do you go any?"
"Right here big boy," the left girl removed her pasties and approached the man. "Now how about my friend and I give you an encore?"
Miguel was frozen. He had always imagined the rocks star life was filled with booze, sex, and cocaine, but he didn't expect this to happen so early in her career. The girl on the left began making out with him meanwhile the one on the right started feeling up his body. He was in utter disbelief at what was happening. Unknown to him, within the bodies of the two girls were Charlie (left) and Zack (right), two gay men who had a crush on Miguel since they first saw him live. The two also had a gift, they were entangled with the women who's bodies they currently possessed. Whenever they wanted a turn in their bodies, or if the women wanted a turn in their male bodies, the two could swap with each other at will. This weekend the two men wanted to live up the festival lifestyle as women, meanwhile the girls wanted to stay home and relax, so they swapped with one another. What Charlie and Zack didn't tell the girls was their plan to sleep with the hottest bassist in town.
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
Jamie
"Ohhhh my goooddddd," Keenan exclaimed in a single breath. He was gasping like a sailor rescued from sea, his whole body trebled in one motion. "Holy shit!" He instinctively moaned.
He looked down to tow perfectly perky breasts. Beyond those breasts was another set of breasts, the face they belonged to was completely obscure to him, but he saw the body they belonged to being penetrated by a very girthy penis.
"Too much, too much," he screamed with very feminine lungs.
The woman beneath him pulled her face out, Keenan recognized her face, it was Natalia, his ex from long ago. "Is everything alright hun?" she asked, and moaned as she accidentally slid herself deeper into the man penetrating her.
Keenan collapsed, his head colliding with the wall on the way down.
"Jamie, are you okay?" A male voice rung in his ear. "Jamie?"
Keenan just lied there, sloutched against the wall, he could still see his perfectly perky breasts on his chest. Jamie, he thought, that was my ex's name. Am I really her?
"Jamie?" Both male and female voices rang. "Jamie, don't do this to us."
Keenan let them have their fun. As far as he knew, this was the weirdest dream he had ever had in his life.
He looked down to tow perfectly perky breasts. Beyond those breasts was another set of breasts, the face they belonged to was completely obscure to him, but he saw the body they belonged to being penetrated by a very girthy penis.
"Too much, too much," he screamed with very feminine lungs.
The woman beneath him pulled her face out, Keenan recognized her face, it was Natalia, his ex from long ago. "Is everything alright hun?" she asked, and moaned as she accidentally slid herself deeper into the man penetrating her.
Keenan collapsed, his head colliding with the wall on the way down.
"Jamie, are you okay?" A male voice rung in his ear. "Jamie?"
Keenan just lied there, sloutched against the wall, he could still see his perfectly perky breasts on his chest. Jamie, he thought, that was my ex's name. Am I really her?
"Jamie?" Both male and female voices rang. "Jamie, don't do this to us."
Keenan let them have their fun. As far as he knew, this was the weirdest dream he had ever had in his life.
Thursday, September 28, 2017
Dress Code Part 4 - 40%
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Maddie walked into her old house and made her way to the guest bedroom as requested. Where there once had been a bed a large desk with two monitors stood. On the wall near the door were a few mannequin, each wearing a peculiar strapless bra. In front of them were boxes labeled with bra sizes and a label saying "Zero-G by BFF."
"Hey Maddie," a familiar voice said from behind the monitors, "how are things going girl?"
"Pretty good," she said taking a seat, "I see you're enjoying my old life."
"You betcha I am," Kelvin said. "How's being a dude?"
"You know, I actually like it. I feel like I get a lot more respect from strangers, and friends alike. Plus there's something about pleasing women in bed I love! How are the old girls treating you?"
Kelvin took a second to register what she meant by "girls," he looked down at his cleavage and smiled at his old body. "They are treating me fantastic!" He said giving them a squeeze. "Oh, I hope you don't mind me doing that, I love your breasts."
"By all means grope them, rub them together like you're trying to start a fire, or even tattoo them, they're your future back problems now," Maddie said.
"That's great to hear," Kelvin said, "because they might be my future back problems, but they are also our biggest profit makers."
"Our profit makers?" Maddie looked around the room at the boxes and strapless bras. "What have you been doing in my body?"
"That's what I wanted to talk to you about," Kelvin retrieved a rectangular piece of paper from his breasts and handed it to Maddie. "Sorry, I couldn't resist hiding it there. Now go on, look at it!"
Maddie unfolded the paper, it was a check written out to her. "Oh my god," her brain was still trying to parse the number, "is this real?"
"You betcha it's real," Kelvin's face lit up, "and it's all yours. That's 40% of the company's revenue since its inception."
"What the fuck have you done in my body since we swapped?"
Kelvin gave her the whole run down of his invention, how he quit her job to take up BFF full time. He concluded it with, "You're my best friend Maddie, I literally could have never of done this without you. Don't you see, this swap was a huge blessing in disguise, we can be rich! Thanks to your feminine assets I was able to make a product people wanted, but I can't do this alone. You're an expert in sales and marketing, I got myself fired from your job for being a shitty saleswoman. How'd you like to come on board as my official co-founder?"
Maddie could't believe what she was hearing. Her best friend had finally succeeded at one of his dumb inventions, and he was asking her if she wanted to be a part of his new ventures. "Do you think I'm stupid?" she said "Of course I want to come on board!"
Kelvin jumped across the desk and hugged his best friend as tight as he could.
Maddie walked into her old house and made her way to the guest bedroom as requested. Where there once had been a bed a large desk with two monitors stood. On the wall near the door were a few mannequin, each wearing a peculiar strapless bra. In front of them were boxes labeled with bra sizes and a label saying "Zero-G by BFF."
"Hey Maddie," a familiar voice said from behind the monitors, "how are things going girl?"
"Pretty good," she said taking a seat, "I see you're enjoying my old life."
"You betcha I am," Kelvin said. "How's being a dude?"
"You know, I actually like it. I feel like I get a lot more respect from strangers, and friends alike. Plus there's something about pleasing women in bed I love! How are the old girls treating you?"
Kelvin took a second to register what she meant by "girls," he looked down at his cleavage and smiled at his old body. "They are treating me fantastic!" He said giving them a squeeze. "Oh, I hope you don't mind me doing that, I love your breasts."
"By all means grope them, rub them together like you're trying to start a fire, or even tattoo them, they're your future back problems now," Maddie said.
"That's great to hear," Kelvin said, "because they might be my future back problems, but they are also our biggest profit makers."
"Our profit makers?" Maddie looked around the room at the boxes and strapless bras. "What have you been doing in my body?"
"That's what I wanted to talk to you about," Kelvin retrieved a rectangular piece of paper from his breasts and handed it to Maddie. "Sorry, I couldn't resist hiding it there. Now go on, look at it!"
Maddie unfolded the paper, it was a check written out to her. "Oh my god," her brain was still trying to parse the number, "is this real?"
"You betcha it's real," Kelvin's face lit up, "and it's all yours. That's 40% of the company's revenue since its inception."
"What the fuck have you done in my body since we swapped?"
Kelvin gave her the whole run down of his invention, how he quit her job to take up BFF full time. He concluded it with, "You're my best friend Maddie, I literally could have never of done this without you. Don't you see, this swap was a huge blessing in disguise, we can be rich! Thanks to your feminine assets I was able to make a product people wanted, but I can't do this alone. You're an expert in sales and marketing, I got myself fired from your job for being a shitty saleswoman. How'd you like to come on board as my official co-founder?"
Maddie could't believe what she was hearing. Her best friend had finally succeeded at one of his dumb inventions, and he was asking her if she wanted to be a part of his new ventures. "Do you think I'm stupid?" she said "Of course I want to come on board!"
Kelvin jumped across the desk and hugged his best friend as tight as he could.
Dress Code Part 3 - "In my office"
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"Can I see you in my office, right now, Madison?" Cynthia said through the phone's receiver.
"Uhhh sure," Kelvin closed the tab open to his online store. Sales have been up all week. "Be right there."
Kelvin walked into his boss' office. "Have a seat," Cynthia said. Kelvin obeyed.
"What is it that you wanted to talk about?" He asked.
"Madison," she said, "are you feeling alright?"
"Of course, better than ever actually," he paused. "Why do you ask?"
"I don't know how to say this," she took a deep breath and placed her hands in her lap. "But over the past few months you've been acting a bit... different. It's like your stumbling around in your job, like everything you knew just disappeared."
"Is this about the dress code violation?" Kelvin asked. "Because I listened to you, I haven't worn a shirt showing my cleavage at all in the past few weeks. I honestly thought that would help with sales..."
"No, this is not about your sudden defiance to the company dress code. Although that certainly was the first of many straws. No, this is about your sudden drop in sales. We hired you on because of your amazing performance in your last job, your results were way more than we could ever hope for. But for the last few months your performance has been dropping... substantially. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go."
Kelvin said nothing. He wasn't surprised, in fact he was actually grateful. Honestly Kelvin hated car sales, he hated car salesmen in his old life and he felt so dirty being a saleswoman now. Plus this news was breaking just ahead of his schedule.
"I'm sorry," Cynthia said.
"No need to apologize," Kelvin responded. "I actually was going to give you my two weeks next week."
"Oh really, why's that?" Cynthia's voice had a twinge of curiosity in it.
"I've been running my own company on the side, and it's just now taking off!"
"What have you been doing on the side?"
"I invented, a 100% strapless bra! I call it the Zero-G. It's phenomenal, and the sales have really taken off! I actually just incorporated the company last month."
"Oh really, that's good for you," Cynthia didn't seem to believe what she was hearing. "What's the name of your new company?"
"Breasts Friends Forever," Kelvin laughed. "I know the name's a little on the nose, but I couldn't help it. Don't worry, I shortened it to BFF for marketing purposes. Here, let me show you the bra I'm even wearing one myself!" He began pulling up his shirt.
"Out!" Cynthia pointed towards the door. "I've had enough of your antics."
"Fine," Kelvin said putting his shit down, "your loss."
"Can I see you in my office, right now, Madison?" Cynthia said through the phone's receiver.
"Uhhh sure," Kelvin closed the tab open to his online store. Sales have been up all week. "Be right there."
Kelvin walked into his boss' office. "Have a seat," Cynthia said. Kelvin obeyed.
"What is it that you wanted to talk about?" He asked.
"Madison," she said, "are you feeling alright?"
"Of course, better than ever actually," he paused. "Why do you ask?"
"I don't know how to say this," she took a deep breath and placed her hands in her lap. "But over the past few months you've been acting a bit... different. It's like your stumbling around in your job, like everything you knew just disappeared."
"Is this about the dress code violation?" Kelvin asked. "Because I listened to you, I haven't worn a shirt showing my cleavage at all in the past few weeks. I honestly thought that would help with sales..."
"No, this is not about your sudden defiance to the company dress code. Although that certainly was the first of many straws. No, this is about your sudden drop in sales. We hired you on because of your amazing performance in your last job, your results were way more than we could ever hope for. But for the last few months your performance has been dropping... substantially. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go."
Kelvin said nothing. He wasn't surprised, in fact he was actually grateful. Honestly Kelvin hated car sales, he hated car salesmen in his old life and he felt so dirty being a saleswoman now. Plus this news was breaking just ahead of his schedule.
"I'm sorry," Cynthia said.
"No need to apologize," Kelvin responded. "I actually was going to give you my two weeks next week."
"Oh really, why's that?" Cynthia's voice had a twinge of curiosity in it.
"I've been running my own company on the side, and it's just now taking off!"
"What have you been doing on the side?"
"I invented, a 100% strapless bra! I call it the Zero-G. It's phenomenal, and the sales have really taken off! I actually just incorporated the company last month."
"Oh really, that's good for you," Cynthia didn't seem to believe what she was hearing. "What's the name of your new company?"
"Breasts Friends Forever," Kelvin laughed. "I know the name's a little on the nose, but I couldn't help it. Don't worry, I shortened it to BFF for marketing purposes. Here, let me show you the bra I'm even wearing one myself!" He began pulling up his shirt.
"Out!" Cynthia pointed towards the door. "I've had enough of your antics."
"Fine," Kelvin said putting his shit down, "your loss."
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
Dress Code Part 2 - Prototype #16
The former man was taking his new life as his best friend Maddie in stride. He had never considered the thought of ever becoming a woman, but ever since Maddie and him found themselves in each other's bodies just four months ago the two had been enjoying their new found gender. It was as if the universe blessed them with the ultimate gift: a gift neither of them knew they wanted but loved more than anything else in the end.
The only thing Kelvin didn't like about being a woman was the bras. They were tight, the straps were annoying as hell and would move around randomly. He tried going braless for a few days but that didn't help either, his breasts flopping around everywhere was just as annoying as straps. So he decided to do something about it.
Inventing things was always something Kelvin was passionate about. He had a series of failed inventions: a refrigerator magnet for an iPad mini (the magnet always failed, causing the screen to shatter upon impact with the floor), an app that would tell you where you parked (turns out most people had better memory than Kelvin), a business card app, and so many many more.
Kelvin kept on dancing in his new strapless bra, not only was he happy that after 16 prototypes the damn thing worked, but he felt as if this product actually could sell well. No more push-up bras with an underwire digging into women's ribs. Instead women everywhere could have all the sexiness of a push-up bra and none of the inconveniences. He put on a tank top, gave his breasts a little adjustment, then took his new invention out for a "field test" about town.
Sunday, September 24, 2017
Distractions
"Yeah, I'm looking into it," Guy said into the phone's mic to Mackenzie, "no I haven't done anything crazy in your body. Look you've been like a sister to me, I'd never ever take advantage of you or your body." Guy began playing with his breasts with his free hand. "Have you done anything with my body? Glad to see we have mutual respect for each other. I suppose you can consider this a true test of our friendship." Guy smiled, moving his left hand down down to his borrowed vagina. "Now if you excuse me Mackenzie , I have to get back to my research to figure out what happened to us. I don't need anymore distractions..." Guy grazed the top of his clit with his finger. He let out an involuntary moan. Mackenzie didn't react on the other end. "Whelp gotta go, time's a wastin'" He hung up and gave his full focus to the region between his legs.
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Dress Code
"WTF are you wearing??? You're gonna get me fired for violating dress code you asshole," Maddie's text read. "Put a sweater or jacket on right now before you ruin my job," Maddie immediately sent.
Kelvin leaned back in his chair and laughed, his best friend was losing her shit while he was taking over in her job. Maddie was like a sister to him, they had been friends since fourth grade, before either of them knew how hot each other was going to become in their twenties. They were so close they even were roommates with each other in college. Now all of a sudden they found themselves in each other's bodies for no reason other than bad luck at all. Kelvin was loving every moment of it.
"Aren't you chief of sales here?" Kelvin texted back, "I'm just trying to look good to persuade the clients. Now why don't you relax as I make you look good? ;)"
Kelvin leaned back in his chair and laughed, his best friend was losing her shit while he was taking over in her job. Maddie was like a sister to him, they had been friends since fourth grade, before either of them knew how hot each other was going to become in their twenties. They were so close they even were roommates with each other in college. Now all of a sudden they found themselves in each other's bodies for no reason other than bad luck at all. Kelvin was loving every moment of it.
"Aren't you chief of sales here?" Kelvin texted back, "I'm just trying to look good to persuade the clients. Now why don't you relax as I make you look good? ;)"
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