Washed Up

"Please take me back Steven, I can't live like this anymore," Max pleaded to the man at the door frame.

"We were never dating, get out of here Max!" He guested with his index finger to max.

"Yes we were," Max said.

"Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?" Steven stared his ex-best friend down. "I was dating Sidney, not you Max."

"Well actually we were, for two months," Max flipped his hair back and stuck out his chest. "Didn't you like it?"

"You fucking lied to me for two months. What sort of 'best friend' takes his sister's body and then dates his best friend pretending to be her? You were my best friend Max, but then you betrayed me," Steven slammed his fist against the frame. "Now get out of here!"

"Please Steven," Max made clasped his hands and began pleading. "I'm so sorry I took her body, I thought I could escape my problems and start new, with you, my closest friend. Ever since Sidney told mom and dad they won't talk to me anymore, you're the only person I can trust."

"Sidney had to go to rehab for you in your body, she was there for six months before she became clean. Then you fucking go and make an alcoholic druggie out of her body. You're a piece of shit, Max. Go back home your boyfriend," he shooed his ex.

"That's the things," Max said he felt a knot in his stomach, "he's not my boyfriend anymore."

"And why would that be, he seemed like a perfect fit for you with all those pipes and bottles laying around."

"He caught me...." Max began to choke up, "sleeping with another man, and now I have no where to go. I've been sleeping with men I've met at the bar just so I could have a place to sleep every night. I can't do this anymore Steven, I need your help. Please Steven, please let me crash on your couch, just for a few nights until I work it out with Andy."

"Jesus-fucking-Christ," Steven slammed the door in Max's face leaving the former man sobbing without another home.

Island Vacation

"Thank you Mommy for the Doritos!" Jeff said reaching for the bag.

"You're welcome sweetie, but I actually got them for Jeff," Jeff's mom said.

"Oh silly me," Jeff said reaching into the Doritos bag and grabbing a bite, "I forgot about him. Why don't you go on with daddy and hit the waves? I'm gonna sit here and work on my tan." Jeff munched on a handful of Doritos and wiped the dust on his bikini.

"That sounds perfect Shelby," Jeff's mom kissed him on the cheek. "Just be sure to mind you table manners."

Jeff's mom retreated into the ocean with his father. Behind his sunglassed eyes the former teen boy snacked on the bag of Doritos in front of his sister sitting across from him, after each bite he whipped the dust on his breasts.

"Isn't this just the best island vacation?" He asked leaning back into his chair.

All Shelby could do was face her brother eye to eye in her beach chair. Jeff had done plenty of pranks to embarrass her, but this was the last straw.

Five Guys

"Ugh, This is so fucking embarrassing," Jerry fiddled with his order number.

"Why do you say that?" Michael asked in his best defense to hide his erection. Jerry hadn't noticed yet.

"Every fucking guy who walks in here is staring directly at me," Jerry said adjusting his breasts. "Can I borrow your shirt?"

"Uhh no, the AC is really cold in here. You snooze you lose dude."

"Not cool dude. If I wasn't hungry as fuck I'd kick you straight in the balls," Jerry scratched an itch on his breasts. "Fucking dammit, stop looking at me man. I didn't ask to be in this body, fuck I didn't even want to be in a bikini today, but you Mr Genius decided we should to out for a swim to take my mind off the whole situation. You fucking pig. This is my sister's body, and once she gets back from her summer vacation in my body, to remind you, I'm going to be dead in the water. So give me your fucking shirt!"

"Order number 43, you order is ready," the intercom said.

"And who paid for your burger man?" Michael asked. "Just let me eat a burger in front of your sister's tits once and I'll leave you alone, in her body or not."

"Jesus Christ, you're the worst...." Jerry tried to obscure his cleavage. "Just give me my fucking hamburger."

Enjoying the View?

"Enjoying the view?" Mitch asked the teenaged boy he caught staring up his shirt as he was digging in his sister's purse.

The boy quickly averted his gaze to someone else. Mitch recognized the boy, he was a dorky kid in his math class, Gary was his name. Gary was so shy Mitch be he had never spoken to a girl other than his mom or teachers. Mitch decided to have a little fun with him.

"Don't be shy," Mitch said still leaning over. "I wouldn't have worn this shirt if I didn't want anybody to look. Come over here," Mitch sat down and rubbed his hand on the ledge, "take a seat."

"I-I-I think I need to go," Gary stuttered.

"What, you don't have a few seconds to spare for a pretty girl like me? Every teenaged boy does, come on take a seat I don't bite."

Gary walked over and sat down next to Mitch.

"Let me see your hand," Mitch said.

Gary silently held his hand towards him.

"What's your name?" Mitch asked.

"G-G-G-Gary," Gary said.

"Have you ever felt a boob before Gary?"

"N-no, in fact I haven't even touched a girl's hand before."

"Awe, well that's too bad," Mitch brought Gary's hand up to his sister's breasts. "Here give them a squeeze."

Gary gave a small squeeze.

"Do you like that Gary?"

"Mhhmmm," Gary said feeling up Mitch's chest.

"There's more where that came from, but first," Mitch took Gary's hand away from his breasts, "I need you to do me a favor. Do you want more Gary?"

Gary eagerly nodded his head.

"Do you see that Game Stop over there," Mitch pointed.

"I do."

"I want you to go in there and buy me a copy of Dark Souls 3 for the PS4, if you get that for me I'll take you back to my car and we can have a little fun."

Without hesitation Gary stood up, "I'll be back in a few seconds." He said and made his way to Game Stop.

"Man," Mitch said, "I love being in my sister's body." He gave his chest a good squeeze. "You girls are masters or persuasion," he said looking at his tits.

Pizza

"Man this pizza taste so fucking good in my sister's mouth, I have no idea how she isn't a fat-ass by now," Zach (left) said to his topless friend.

"I have an idea," Corey (right) said, "let's send them a snap with pizza on our tits."

"Dude, I fucking love you."

The two teens lied down in their borrowed bodies and put two slices of pizza on their new breasts.

"This will really fuck with them," Corey said. After the snap was send he gazed at his best friend. "You know, that pizza bra is a good look on your sister's body."

"Oh you have no idea how hot you look as your sister right now," Zach said.

"Wanna fuck again?"

"Are you a dumbass, I want to fuck all the time in this bod while I still have it."