Eyes Up Here

"Dude, eyes up here," James nudged his friend on the shoulder.  His friend momentarily glanced up. "Can you stop looking at your breasts for ten seconds?"

"You wouldn't understand," Max returned his gaze to his breasts, mesmerized by their jiggling with every step across the beach.

"Just because I'm gay doesn't have anything to do with this. Excuse us," James apologized to the family the two  passed. "The Metamorphose was three months ago, haven't you've had enough of your tits already?"

Max ignored his friend and kept on watching his breasts bounce in his new bikini, occasionally focusing on his feet so he wouldn't trip of anything.

"Max!"

"This is the first time I've seen the girls in this outfit, let me enjoy the moment."

"Max!"

"Jesus dude, calm your tits."

"Max!"

"What is it?" Max looked up, and immediately felt his leg get caught on something. His momentum continued forward but his leg was stuck. The former man felt gravity take over and pull him downwards towards a giant sandcastle. "Ooff," he said taking a mouthful of sand. The children around him gasped and whined. Max rolled onto his back to see James extending his arm out. Max took his friend's hand.

"Maybe you should wait until we sit down to enjoy the view next time," James said.

"Yeah, maybe your right," Max said whipping the sand off his body.

"I think I see a spot right over there," James began walking forward. This time Max kept his eyes in front of him, he could enjoy his breasts once he laid down.

Super Hot

"Oh my gawd, did you see that super hot chick that just passed by?" Nathan pulled off his sunglasses and bit them by the arm. "Jesus, what I'd do to tit fuck her right now."

Jim looked at the woman in the red polka-dot bikini that passed the two. She was with two other women, one in a blue striped one piece and another women in a pink bikini not unlike the one his friend was wearing. "Yeah, she's pretty hot."

"Pretty hot doesn't even cut it," Nathan shifted his gaze towards her. "I'd take my dick back right now just to tit fuck her right now. Fuck, having a vag sucks!"

"Shhh," Jim hushed the former man. "Don't drawl attention to yourself. Plus if you wanna be tit fucked so badly why don't you ask you friends?"

"You're such a pig," Nathan said tucking his sunglasses in the gap of his bikini. "I'm not gay." He nudged his friend. "How much do you wanna bet she's a les?"

"I bet ya $50 she's not a les."

"Deal," Nathan extended his hand. Jim reluctantly shook it. Jim shoo his ex-male friend's famine hand. "You're gonna pay for it, every women would die for this body!" He said approaching the three women. All Jim could do was work his hardest to hide his erection. Ever since his best friend transformed into the hottest woman he had ever met nothing had been easy.

Island Vacation

"Thank you Mommy for the Doritos!" Jeff said reaching for the bag.

"You're welcome sweetie, but I actually got them for Jeff," Jeff's mom said.

"Oh silly me," Jeff said reaching into the Doritos bag and grabbing a bite, "I forgot about him. Why don't you go on with daddy and hit the waves? I'm gonna sit here and work on my tan." Jeff munched on a handful of Doritos and wiped the dust on his bikini.

"That sounds perfect Shelby," Jeff's mom kissed him on the cheek. "Just be sure to mind you table manners."

Jeff's mom retreated into the ocean with his father. Behind his sunglassed eyes the former teen boy snacked on the bag of Doritos in front of his sister sitting across from him, after each bite he whipped the dust on his breasts.

"Isn't this just the best island vacation?" He asked leaning back into his chair.

All Shelby could do was face her brother eye to eye in her beach chair. Jeff had done plenty of pranks to embarrass her, but this was the last straw.

Five Guys

"Ugh, This is so fucking embarrassing," Jerry fiddled with his order number.

"Why do you say that?" Michael asked in his best defense to hide his erection. Jerry hadn't noticed yet.

"Every fucking guy who walks in here is staring directly at me," Jerry said adjusting his breasts. "Can I borrow your shirt?"

"Uhh no, the AC is really cold in here. You snooze you lose dude."

"Not cool dude. If I wasn't hungry as fuck I'd kick you straight in the balls," Jerry scratched an itch on his breasts. "Fucking dammit, stop looking at me man. I didn't ask to be in this body, fuck I didn't even want to be in a bikini today, but you Mr Genius decided we should to out for a swim to take my mind off the whole situation. You fucking pig. This is my sister's body, and once she gets back from her summer vacation in my body, to remind you, I'm going to be dead in the water. So give me your fucking shirt!"

"Order number 43, you order is ready," the intercom said.

"And who paid for your burger man?" Michael asked. "Just let me eat a burger in front of your sister's tits once and I'll leave you alone, in her body or not."

"Jesus Christ, you're the worst...." Jerry tried to obscure his cleavage. "Just give me my fucking hamburger."

Too Big

PSA: I wrote this story, and the next few (up until a post titled Revenge of the Nerds) while I was really drunk. I'm sorry for subjecting you to my drunk self. 

Jesus, my tits are way too big, Tyler thought adjusting his tits in his bikini. You can't make art out of these!

Tyler had recently found himself within the bodies of both a Japanese model and her stylist. At first it was pretty damn sexy, buy disorienting. Now it was just disorienting.

The former man was constantly wearing clothing that was obviously too tight for his busty body, but the producers didn't give a shit. It's be one thing to be a busty model, but to be a busty model and her stylist was way too much. At leas the masturbation was something to look forward to after the shoots.