Too Big

PSA: I wrote this story, and the next few (up until a post titled Revenge of the Nerds) while I was really drunk. I'm sorry for subjecting you to my drunk self. 

Jesus, my tits are way too big, Tyler thought adjusting his tits in his bikini. You can't make art out of these!

Tyler had recently found himself within the bodies of both a Japanese model and her stylist. At first it was pretty damn sexy, buy disorienting. Now it was just disorienting.

The former man was constantly wearing clothing that was obviously too tight for his busty body, but the producers didn't give a shit. It's be one thing to be a busty model, but to be a busty model and her stylist was way too much. At leas the masturbation was something to look forward to after the shoots.

Best Cosplay Ever

"I look fabulous!" Ken (Mercy) said snapping a photo of his three favorite Overwatch characters in the hotel mirror.

"Three cosplays at once," the Reaper said, "they said it wasn't possible."

"Can you say best cosplay ever???" the Tracer said.

All three ladies burst out laughing. "Oh my god this is ridiculous," all three women said in unison. "I need to stop talking to myself."

Ken was a young body hopper, and a huge fan of Overwatch. Since discovering his powers of possession he was able to assume any body he wanted to, but one thing his fellow hoppers said was impossible was to possess multiple bodies at once. He sure proved them wrong. Ken, with enough practice, managed to take over three good friends: Amanda (Reaper, left), Kimmy (Mercy, center), and Hannah (Tracer, right). To say it was weird controlling three bodies at once was an understatement, but Ken would not not have the best cosplay ever as his three best Overwatch characters.