Revenge of the Nerds

"Hey baby, lookin' sexy today," Chandler said to his girlfriend.

"Ugh, I'm not speaking to you, asshole...." Chandler's girlfriend motioned toward him all sassy. "You think I'm gonna speak to a jock like you. Ewww...." She turned away and place her palm in a 'speak to the hand' way.

"Abbey," Chandler said, "what's gotten into you?"

"Not you, if that's what you mean. Get out of here perv," she refused to make eye contact with him. "I'm only into 'nerds'" she made air-exclamation quotes to get her point across. "Now scram!"

"Does this mean we're breaking up?"

"Dude," Abbey said, " this mean we're more than broke up, we're no longer Facebook official." She pulled out her phone from her purse and began scrolling through it. "You can say bye-bye to our relationship in three..."

"Baby, wait!" Chandler pleaded.

"Two...."

"Don't do this!"

"One... Bye bye!" Abbey said and turned around walking to her car.

"What did I do wrong?" Chandler said. He pulled out his phone and called his best friend Luke.

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"Bae, you wouldn't believe what happened to Chandler today," Luke said walking into the door. He noticed his girlfriend was wearing a Star Wars tank top. "That's a nice look on ya Haley," he hopped onto the couch next to his girlfriend, "where did ya' get it?"

"It doesn't matter," she said, "what happenend to Chandler?"

"Abbey just fucking dumped him for now reason at all," he wrapped his arms around Haley, she brushed his motion off.

"Oh my god, really?" Haley asked, her voice was different, very valley girl like. "Why's that?"

"He has no idea, all he told me is that she said she's only into 'nerds' now," he made sure to use the finger quotes like Luke. "I have no idea what that means."

"Well, what a coincidence," Haley said, "because I'm also only into 'nerds' now," again using finger quotes. "You're too jokish for me, now get out of my house!"

"What the fuck, you too?" Luke couldn't believe it. "What's gotten into you girls?"

"We got a better taste in men obliviously. Now take a good look at these," she patted her breasts, "because this is the last time you're gonna get a good look a them. Now get out of my face!"

Luke was just as devistated as Chandler. One day Haley was madly in love with him, the next she was wearing a Star Wars tank top and insulting him. What the two didn't know was that their girlfriends were possessed by Henry (in Abbey's body) and Jim (in Haley's body), two 'nerds' the two jocks had bullied back in high school. Once they discovered a possession spell online the two had plotted towards an ultimate revenge scheme.