Proportions

"Fuck, your proportions are unreal," Cody said to the woman. "Do you even know what a real woman looks like?"

"Nice to see you too Cody. How'd you know it was me?"

"Because only Barbie would have your proportions."

"You like?" Gary put his arms behind his head. "I think this body is my masterpiece."

"It's a piece of something, that's for sure. Are you ready to go to the gala?"

"Fuck yeah I am. I cannot wait to see the look on your ex wife's face when she sees you with a woman like me."

"I hope she looses her shit, thanks for doing this Gary."

"Dude you're my best friend, plus Amy was a complete bitch. I'd do anything to make her pay for what she did to you."